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Recall the following moments:

- Catching a baby animal

- Pets
- Dead pets
- The smell of worms after a storm
- Having a naighbor get mad at you
- Saying something really mean
- Hearing something very strange
- Your best friend
- Hearing Mom and Dad fight
- Sleeping outside
- Cloudy days
- Wanting to fly
- The silence of being under water
- Baseball cards
- No money
- Bullies
- Wanting to hide
- Santa Claus
- Church pews
- Bad dreams
- Fire









Teaching boys involves becoming a better boy yourself:

Walk in the mud with no shoes
Walk anywhere with no shoes
Fly a kite
Hide in the bushes
Ambush your children
Challenge your boy to a foot race
Honk and wave at perfect strangers
By a kazoo and learn to play it
Do something you've been warned not to do
Learn a magic trick
Teach yourself to juggle

If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a man, don't bother analyzing his ways of being silent, of talking, of weeping or seeing how much he is moved by noble ideas; you'll get better results if you just watch him laugh.  If he laughs well, he is a good man.

Stare at him without a word
Wear some cologne that he likes
Make him smell something you smell
Put a surprise somewhere and tell him where to find it
Put a worm in his bed
Put a friendly note in his lunch box
Name a tree after him
Ask his opinion
Make him a special meal
Glare at him
Repeat his exact words after he speaks
Imitate him
Build him something with your hands
Put a post-it note on his toothbrush
Put out a totally mismatched set of clothes for him
Read a story to him
Put a place card at his place at the dinner table
Put stones in his shoes and deny any knowledge
Put a "Welcome Home" banner on the house after school
Make up a song about him and sing it to him
Say a poem with his name in it
Draw a picture of you and your son doing something fun
Unplug the TV and tell him you are the entertainment for the night
Split a large bag of M&M's with him right before dinner
Take him to work for the day
Give him an autographed picture of you
Write messages on the windows with dry-erase markers
Put messages on trees along the path to school
Drop all you are doing and listen to him