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Asscon Translation Key
(_!_)
A regular ass
(__!__)
A fat ass
(!)
A tight ass
(_._)
A flat ass
(_^^_)
A bubble ass
(_*_)
A sore ass
(_!__)
A lop-sided ass
{_!_}
A swishy ass
(_o_)
An ass that's been around
(_O_)
An ass that's been around even more
(_x_)
Kiss my ass
(_X_)
Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_)
A tired ass
(_o^^o_)
A wise ass
(_13_)
An unlucky ass
(_$_)
Money coming out of his ass
(_?_)
Dumb Ass