AAAAA - A driving organization for drunks
Artery - The study of fine paintings
Barium - What you do when CPR fails
Beaver Dam - see Chastity Belt
Blamestorming - Group discussion on failed project or missed deadline
Cesarean Section - A district in Rome
Chastity Belt - see Beaver Dam
Colic - A sheep dog
Congenital - Friendly
Cube Farm - Workstations separated by shoulder-height, false walls
Denial - A river in Egypt
Dictator - A potato shaped like a penis
Dilate - To live long
Generica - The same business franchises all across America
Hormone - The sound of a working prostitute
I PHELTA THI - The First Fraternity
Irritainment - Annoying TV programs that you refuse to avoid 
Menopause -Two or more guys on break
Minor Operation - Coal digging
Monsoon - The fear of Mondays
Morbid - A higher offer
Mouse Potato - Someone who can not leave their computer
Ohnosecond - The fraction of a second in which a mistake is realized 
Organic - Musical
Paradox - Parking for two boats
Percussive Maintenance - Pounding an electronic device into submission 
Polaroid - Sitting on ice too long
Post-operative - A letter carrier
Prairie Dogging - Heads popping up in a Cube Farm in simultaneous reaction
Proctologist - Astronaut
Protein - In favor of young people
Racist - An Indy 500 driver
Serology - The study of English knighthood
SITCOMS - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
Starter Marriage - Short-lived first marriage ending in divorce: No kids, no regrets
Stress Puppy - Someone who thrives on stress and whining about it
Subordinate Clause - Santa's helpers
Swiped Out - The magnetic strip that no longer functions on an ATM or credit card
Tumor - An extra pair