Taoism
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SHIT Happens
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Confucianism
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Confucius say, " SHIT
Happens"
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Budddhism
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If SHIT Happens, it
isn't
really
SHIT
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Zen
(Rinzai)
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What is the sound of
SHIT
Happening?
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Zen
(Soto)
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SHIT just Happens
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Hinduism
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This SHIT Happened
before
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Sikhism
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Leave our SHIT alone
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Jainism
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Don't accidentally
swallow
flies
and SHIT
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Islam
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If SHIT Happens, it is
the
will
of Allah
|
Nation
of Islam
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Don't take no SHIT!
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Hare
Krishna
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SHIT Happens, SHIT
Happens,
Rama
Rama *ding ding*
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Agnosticism
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Does SHIT Happen?
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Atheism
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No SHIT!
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Catholicism
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SHIT Happens because
you are
BAD
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Protestantism
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Catholics are full of
SHIT
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Methodism
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Let SHIT Happen to
somebody
else
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Calvinism
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SHIT Happens because
you
don't
work hard enough
|
Presbyterianism
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=
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This SHIT was bound to
Happen
|
Episcopalianism
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If SHIT Happens, hold
a
procession
|
Lutheranism
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SHIT Happens, but as
long as
you're
sorry, it's OK
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Anglicanism
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=
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SHIT Happens, but only
to
Lutherans
|
Mormonism
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Excrement Occurs
|
Baptist
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=
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You're SHITing all
wrong,
and
you're going to hell for it, too
|
Pentacostal
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=
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Praise the SHIT!
|
Christian
Science
|
=
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SHIT is all in your
mind
|
Existentialism
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=
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What is SHIT anyway?
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Hedonism
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=
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There's nothing like a
good
SHIT
Happening
|
Dadaism
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=
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Bathtub full of power
tools
|
Jehovah's
Witness
|
=
|
Knock knock. SHIT
Happens!
|
Televangelism
|
=
|
Your tax-deductable
donation
can
prevent this SHIT from happening
|
Fundamentalism
|
=
|
There's no SHIT in the
Bible
|
Creationism
|
=
|
SHIT has only been
Happening
since
October 23rd, 4004 B.C.
|
Judaism
|
=
|
Why does SHIT always
Happen
to
us?
|
Reform
Judaism
|
=
|
Got any laxatives?
|
Moonies
|
=
|
Only happy SHIT really
Happens
|
Wicca
|
=
|
SHIT is part of the
Goddess,
too
|
Paganism
|
=
|
SHIT Happens for a
variety
of
reasons
|
Pantheism
|
=
|
It's all a bunch of
SHIT
|
Panentheism
|
=
|
SHIT transcends us
|
Mysticism
|
=
|
This is some weird SHIT
|
Unitarianism
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Go ahead, SHIT
anywhere you
want
|
Vegetarianism
|
=
|
If it SHITs, don't eat
it
|
Scientology
|
=
|
All this Happens to be
SHIT
|
Church
of the Holy Smoke
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=
|
I can't see SHIT!
|
Discordianism
|
=
|
Hail SHIT!
|
Seventh
Day Adventist
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=
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No SHIT on Saturdays
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Amish
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=
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SHIT is good for the
soil
|
Stoicism
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=
|
This SHIT is good
enough for
me
|
Zoroastrianism
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=
|
SHIT Happens half the
time
|
Rastafarianism
|
=
|
Let's smoke this SHIT
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Voodoo
|
=
|
Let's stick some pins
in
this
SHIT
|
Twelve
Step Program
|
=
|
SHIT Happens one day
at a
time
|
Environmentalism
|
=
|
SHIT is biodegradable
|
New
Age
|
=
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It's not SHIT, it's
feldspar
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