Capitalism He who dies with the most toys, wins.
Hari KrishnaHe who plays with the most toys, wins.
Catholicism He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Anglican They were our toys first.
Greek OrthodoxNo, they were OURS first.
Atheism There is no toy maker.
Polytheism There are many toy makers.
EvolutionismThe toys made themselves.
Church of Christ Scientist We are the toys.
Communism Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you are in big trouble if we catch you selling yours.
B'Hai All toys are just fine with us.
Amish Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
TaoismThe doll is as important as the dump truck.
Mormonism Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
Voodoo Let me borrow that doll for a second.
Hinduism He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
7th Day AdventistHe who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Southern BaptistIf your toy is a Disney product, you have a one-way ticket to Hell.
Jehovah's Witnesses He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
PentecostalismHe whose toys can talk, wins.
ExistentialismToys are a figment of your imagination.
ConfucianismOnce a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalismWe don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them.
Agnosticism It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.
Unitarian UniversalismWe still haven't decided if the toys exist.