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The Neologism Lexicon

AAAAA - A driving organization for drunks
Artery - The study of fine paintings
Arachnoleptic fit - The eebie geebie dance performed after walking through a spider web
Balderdash - A rapidly receding hairline
Barium - What you do when CPR fails
Beaver Dam - see Chastity Belt
Blamestorming - Group discussion on failed project or missed deadline
Bozone - The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating
Cashtration - The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent
Catepallor - The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating
Cesarean Section - A district in Rome
Chastity Belt - see Beaver Dam
Coffee - The person upon whom one coughs

Colic - A sheep dog
Congenital - Friendly
Cube Farm - Workstations separated by shoulder-height, false walls
Denial - A river in Egypt
Dictator - A potato shaped like a penis
Dilate - To live long
Dopeler effect - Stupid ideas that seem smarter because they were pitched rapidly
Esplanade - To attempt an explaination while drunk
Euthansia - All the kids in China
Flatulence - Emergency vehicle that assists victims who have been run over by a steamroller
Frisbeetarianism - The belief that your Soul flies up onto the roof and stays stuck there
Gargoyle - Olive-flavored mouthwash
Generica - The same business franchises all across America
Giraffiti - Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

Hormone - The sound of a working prostitute
I PHELTA THI - The First Fraternity
Inoculatte - To take coffee intravenously when you are running late

Irritainment - Annoying TV programs that you refuse to avoid
Karmageddon - All karmas in final conflict

Menopause -Two or more guys on break
Minor Operation - Coal digging
Monsoon - The fear of Mondays
Morbid - A higher offer
Mouse Potato - Someone who can not leave their computer
Negligent - Answering the door in your nightgown

Ohnosecond - The fraction of a second in which a mistake is realized 
Organic - Musical
Paradox - Parking for two boats
Percussive Maintenance - Pounding an electronic device into submission
Pokemon - A Rastafarian proctologist

Polaroid - Sitting on ice too long
- A letter carrier

Prairie Dogging
- Heads popping up in a Cube Farm in simultaneous reaction
- Astronaut
- In favor of young people
- An Indy 500 driver
Rectitude - The formal, dignified bearing adpoted by proctologists
Sarchasm - The gulf between sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it

Serology - The study of English knighthood
- Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
Starter Marriage
- Short-lived first marriage ending in divorce: No kids, no regrets
Stress Puppy
- Someone who thrives on stress and whining about it
Subordinate Clause
- Santa's helpers
Swiped Out
- The magnetic strip that no longer functions on an ATM or credit card
Testicle - A humorous question on an exam

Tumor - An extra pair

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